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John Boyd’s Art of War | The American Conservative

Posted in Big Government, Enemies, Islam, Terror, The Long War with tags , , , , , , , , on August 16, 2013 by McKinley Pitts

Read this re our current war footing.

Key quote: “The establishment’s insistence on an offensive grand strategy, where we attempt to force secular liberal democracy down the throats of every people on earth, is a major reason for our involvement and defeat in Fourth Generation conflicts. A defensive grand strategy, which is what this country followed successfully through most of its history, would permit us to fold our enemies back on themselves, something Boyd recommended. With us out of the picture, their internal fissures, such as those between Sunni and Shiites in the Islamic world, would become their focus. But as usual, Boyd was right: virtually no one in Washington can understand the advantages of a defensive grand strategy.”

via John Boyd’s Art of War | The American Conservative.


The Third Jihad

Posted in General Discussion, Islam, Radical Islam, Terror, The Long War on February 18, 2012 by McKinley Pitts

The Third Jihad.

In 72 minutes, this film found at the link provided above reveals that radical Islamists driven by a religiously motivated rejection of western values cultures and religion are engaging in a multifaceted strategy to overcome the western world. In contrast to the use of “violent jihad and terror to instill fear in “non-believers, The Third Jihad introduces the concept of “cultural jihad as a means to infiltrate and undermine our society from within.

This is the  film showed to the NYPD and then attacked by CAIR.

On Libya, France Takes the Lead – Conrad Black – National Review Online

Posted in Foreign Policy, Terror, The Long War with tags , , , , , , , on March 24, 2011 by McKinley Pitts

On Libya, France Takes the Lead – Conrad Black – National Review Online.

The man knows how to turn a phrase.

Eric Holder Would Look Better With a Snooki Pouf

Posted in General Discussion, Terror, The Long War with tags , , , , on May 17, 2010 by McKinley Pitts

I love it when members of the Obama administration squirm.  Here is squirming on a Wagnerian scale.

Nothing to see here. Keep moving.

The People’s Cube: Tea Party Hate to Blame for Times Square Bomber!

Posted in General Discussion, Humor, Tea Party, Terror, The Long War with tags , , , on May 5, 2010 by McKinley Pitts

Go HERE to one of the world’s great websites to read about how the Times Square bomber was just a victim of Tea Party hate.

Moron Watch: White House Letter to Iran Intercepted!

Posted in Obama, Politics, Terror, The Long War with tags , , , on March 13, 2009 by McKinley Pitts

My contact inside the White House, Lupe the Janitor, has just gotten me a draft of a letter supposedly being crafted for delivery to Iran.  I understand that this is just a draft but reflects the collective efforts of more than 250 White House and State Department Staff over the last 52 days and is very nearly the final version.  Here’s the unexpurgated text…

T  H  E     W  H  I  T  E     H  O  U  S  E
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, DC 20100

Mackmoude Amenjad
Most Best President, Islamic Republick of Iran

Dearest Ackmoud:

Slim alakheim!  I hope this finds you and your wives and numerous children well. 

Mac, just a note to let you know that we are thinking about you back here in the New World!  Ha!  Bet you didn’t expect t ohere from me so soon, what with that silly banking collapse and all.  Don’t worry!  We’ve got people on it.  Barney Frank and Christopher Dodd (two of our big-time politicians here and long-time friends of Iran) in the Hosue of Representatives (part of our government structure) are/is(?) keeping an eye on things.  We’ll get it straightened out in a few days.

Anyway, I was a little disgusted with what are sometimes referred to as the disloyal opposition here in the beely of the Great Satan.  Republicans / Nazis / International Terrorists / Zionists [Which should we use? – Rham], here have opposed our duly elected Governmet (WE WON! GAME OVER!) and have been doing their best to destroy the good relations between our two countries which have in times past we have enjoyed udder Democratic Presidents like our good friend, Jimmy Carter and Bill J. Clinton.  I just need to point out that the good guys here in america are back in power and we are going to do everything we can to make up for the belligerence and hate spread by the cowboy infidel regime that preceeded us.  In fact, rest assured that I have Justice Department working on US indictments for the top people in the Bush administration and are looking for proper ways to even have the world Court go after the Bushes, get them for war crimes and stuff.  Maybe those Sharia courts in England can arrest and try the Bush daughters for prostitution.  What d o you think?  Anyway, let me know at your earliest convenience and keep a few days open on your calendar, say, for later this year so you can maybe testify against them.

But down to business, what can we do to help you guys get back on your feet and to also get your rural nuclear electrification program back up and running?  The Bush monsters notwithstanding, our Good Guy government is ready to help.  Just let us know what we need to do and I’ll see to  it that it get’s done.



B. Hussein Obama II
Presindent, united states of amerikkka

cc:  Hillary Rodham Clinton, Secretary of State

PS:  Send me your direct line via diplomatic courier and I’ll call and give you mine.

PSS:  I include a little gift for you and the Mmes.  Hope you like the pickled pigs’ feet.  They are from my favorite store on the Chicago South Side (one of our biggest cites–I’m from there, so this is a little taste of my home).  I think they are just great!

Moron Watch: National Debt, The New Dark Ages & Let The Show Trials Begin!

Posted in Humor, Obama, Politics, Terror, The Long War with tags , , , , , on February 27, 2009 by McKinley Pitts

Bush Redux

The Honorable Prophet Obama promised the faithful committees, investigations, and trials.  Bush administration malfeasance must be outed and the perpetraitors prosecuted.  We all have heard the Pink-Squeaks telling us how evil the Bush administration was and that they will be made to answer for their crimes against humanity.  We have a model to go by!  This is exactly the sort of thing one might expect in 1993 Somalia or Pol Pot’s Cambodia, criminalizing policy disputes or political differences.  Once Bush and company are found guilty and sentenced, Gitmo can easily serve as an appropriate prison for these enemies of the state.  We can even bring back some of those Abu Ghraib guards that can strip them down and put them on dog leashes.  How delicious!   Bring back bills of attainder for the Bushies!  We could really torture Chaney Saddam style: throw him off buildings blindfolded, cut off his fingers, and stuff!  Maybe we can have an auto de fé!

Medieval America

Will our brave new world under Barry of Gaunt be a mirror distant of the 14th century?  Will it be all War of the Roses, Renaissance Fair, or Black Plague?  Who are the heroes, the House of Lancaster or York?  What will be the outcome of this titanic struggle between good and evil?

According to Couric the Jester to the Court of Obama (and just back from having her lips surgically removed from the arse of The Honorable Prophet) the tale started o’er a dispute of succession back in the Year of Our Lord 2000 and by much enmity arising from an e’en earlier attempt to obtain falsely a Bill of Attainder against God’s Faithful Servant, Willy of Slick.  Having failed to convince the House of Lords that the jolly King Willy needed sacking (Anno Domini 1999), King Willy was allowed to finish his reign over the undergarments of Washington and then passed on into eternity.  About that time, Mortimer Gore of York, the Heir Presumptive to the Throne, was thwarted by evil doers hailing from Florida and the Pretender Bush ascended the throne through great subterfuge and payola.

Not willing to allow the throne to be so stolen so easily, those loyal to York and the  House of Slick strove mightily against the Pretender, properly bedeviling him at every turn.  Eight long years of woe and civil war followed where many a true-hearted Englisheman was made to suffer at the evil hand of the House of Bush.  In order to further thwart the Evil Bush, Providence allowed for the Sons of the Prophet to also make war against the House of Bush so that his attentions might be divided.  The Bush, in an effort to lull the masses into the doldrums, lied to the people about the Sons of the Prophet possessing many bad humors and weapons of great evil, and set off on Crusades against Persia and the Lands of the Pashtuns wherein the Sons of the Prophet fought valiantly but suffered much at the hand of the Pretender’s evil forces.

Meanwhile, and while the Pretender and his minions were off on his foolish crusades, and having emptied the treasury of all the goodes the people had provided for the security of the homelands, and although in great decline since the Battle of Hastings, a resurgent Viking horde attacked from the north sallying forth from their strongholds at Wall & Stowe to loot and carry off what treasure the people had kept for their own simple needs.  Barney of Frank, Lord Chamberlain of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, had been blinded and deceived by agents of the Pretender and was made unable to warn us of the Vikings even as their longboats landed at Nyse and Nasdac.  As the landings occurred at the very onset of the Winter solstice, there was much suffering throughout the land.  The Bush, told of the peoples’ suffering, only snorted and mocked the people.

After a time, by God’s grace, the people came to see the Pretender Bush for what he was and he was made to flee to the Land of Tehas as the Honorable Prophet Obama–assisted by his faithful retinue: Joe the Prince of Footinmouth, Hilliary of Slick, Geithner of Taxcheat, Eric of Croney, Jay-Z of Bitches, Couric of Arsekiss, and Rahm of The Dance–gained the throne by acclaimation of the people ushering in a new age of peace, enlightenment, and plenty.

Remember these numbers…

For every one trillion dollars in debt we amass, that means roughly $3333 per citizen or $5000 per taxpayer.  If we have $11.3 trillion in gross federal debt, (see Wikipidia’s article on Public Debt), then you, the taxpayer, owe $56,500.  The real debt, however, may be closer to $76 trillion when you take into consideration our obligations for Medicare, Social Security and the like.  At $76 trillion you, Mr. Taxpayer, owe $380,000.

Damn, those Vikings!